Robert John "Mutt" Lange - That Don't Impress Me Much lyrics

[Verse 1] I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you've got being right down to an art You think you're a genius—you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, a know-it-all [Pre-Chorus] Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else [Chorus] Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains, but have you got the touch? Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much [Verse 2] I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve—just in case And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it 'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place [Pre-Chorus] Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else [Chorus] Okay, so you're Brad Pitt That don't impress me much So you got the looks, but have you got the touch? Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much [Verse 3] You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in I can't believe you kiss your car good night Come on, baby, tell me ... you must be joking, right? [Pre-Chorus] Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something special Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else [Chorus] Okay, so you've got a car That don't impress me much So you got the moves, but have you got the touch? Now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much You think you're cool, but have you got the touch? Now, now, don't get me wrong—yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night That don't impress me much [Outro] Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something? (Whatever) That don't impress me [Greatest Hits Outro] Oh, oh, oh, oh, no Alright, alright You're Tarzan Captain Kirk maybe John Wayne Whatever Uh-uh That don't impress me ... much