Don't like the fire and forget what you doing Make you baby mad and start her to stewing When she starts to boil and knocks some steam You become a sadist if you know what I mean Appetize a main course don't you understand yeah If you don't do your prep you get canned I love you when something's hard to chew You become a sadist it could happen to you (cool rabi, turn up, don't cry french fry, escalo, scalium) You got to tender your cooking every day and every night, yeah You got to stir it, season it and check that its allright arggh It is as simple receipe and it ain't hard to do You became a sadist you be off the menu (rock a lady, mashed potato, sellery, onion, carrot, oil after that, you'll be crying )