Robert Calvert - Moonshine In The Mountains lyrics

You can call me a hog-drunken swine Because I like drinking wine But I'm really not drunk all the time I was sober when I made up this rhyme There's Moonshine in the mountains And it's going so cheap So grab yourself a bucket A still's waters run deep There's an injun who married a squaw 'Cause her feet, they were size twenty four I'll tell you what he marridged her for When you help me get up from this floor There's Moonshine in the mountains And it's going so cheap So grab yourself a bucket A still's waters run deep Well the reason this redskin got wed To his freak-footed bride, like I said Has completely gone out of my head Won't you please pa** that bottle instead There's Moonshine in the mountains And it's going so cheap So grab yourself a bucket A still's waters run deep I remember it much better now It had something to do with a cow She could milk it with one foot and plough With the other, no that ain't right somehow There's Moonshine in the mountains And it's going so cheap So grab yourself a bucket A still's waters run deep I recall that they both came to town She was wearing a buffalo gown And the old man, when he saw my frown Said she's great when she treads them grapes down There's Moonshine in the mountains And it's going so cheap So grab yourself a bucket A still's waters run deep