R: I have heard among this clan You are called the forgotten man J: Is that what they're saying? Well did you evah! What a swell party this is R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl Unrequited love? J: Sounds like pure soap opera R: I may cry J: Tune in tomorrow What a swell party this is J: What frails What frocks R: What broads J: What pearls What rocks R: They're bootiful J: Why, I've never seen such gaiety R: Neither have I J: It's all just too, too risqué really R: This French champagne J: Domestic R + J: So good for the brain R: That's what I was gonna say J: You know you're a brilliant fellow? R: Why, thank you J: Pick up, Jack But please don't eat that gla**, my friend Have you heard about dear Blanche? Got run down by an avalanche R: No! J: Oh, don't worry, she's a game girl. you know Got up and finished 4th R: The kid's got guts J: Havin' a nice time? Grab a line R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star J: Oh, what now? R: She got pinched in the Astor Bar J: Slushed again, ey? R: She was stoned J: Well did you evah R: Never R + J: What a swell party this is J: Hey. check out that a**! R: Aah, it's a lovely dress Do you think I could talk her out of it? It's great J: Ah, it's great R: So grand J: So grand R + J: This wo-o-nderland R: La la J: Ladada We sing R: Oh we sing J: So rare R: So rare J: Like old camembert R: Old camembert R + J: Like ba, ba rum J: Ba ba ba bum R: Don't dig that kind of crooning, chum R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah What a swell party A swell party A swellegant, elegant party this is J: I drink to your health R: Naah, let's drink to your wealth J: You're my bon ami R: Hey, that's French J: Liberty R + J: Fraternity R + J: Have you heard, it's in the stars Next July we collide with Mars Well did you evah What a swell party Swell party Swellegant, elegant party this is