I wouldn't be so alone If they knew my name in every home Kevin Spacey would call on the phone But I'd be too busy Come back to the old five and dime Cameron Diaz give me a sign I make you smile all the time and your conversation would complement mine I will talk and Hollywood will listen See them bow my every word Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing Doesn't that seem a little absurd to bow at my every word Buy up the rights to my book And live on a ranch from what the box office took I go on visit the set They'll call me their savior All the people wills come Celebrity lives on the moon But I'll be back home in June To promote 'The sequel' I will talk and Hollywood will listen See them bow my every word Mr. Spielberg look just what you're missing Doesn't that seem a little absurd to bow at my every word