Robbie Williams - The Brits 2013 lyrics

(Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla Well last Brits night was so f**ing boring Past the days, yes yes Charlene Coke in the box, til seven in the morning Look the wrong way and we end up brawling Well I had a bit of beef for you know who And I f**ed a few females, stars or two Nearly everything I said, I'd end up getting screwed Spitting at the paps looking rude in the news Oh yes, you're still rocking with the best second person in my year to touch her breasts I'm nearly forty now and I'm still impressed, it's the mid-life crisis I guess (Bridge) Oh I recall Taking in the wonder of it all I'm still (Chorus) Looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it So f**ing darling, professional and timid To be frank sir, I prefer This showbiz chancer I still wanna get laid by you, right Now I know Ive got fat but make no mistake Every million that I make they bake me a cake So Ive got plenty, 120 Range Rovers and tweed like I'm landed gentry I still wanna get you naked, I see you in the Summer so glad you could make it I'll be that mega white thing, fast as lightening In Knebworth shape, but twice as frightening (Bridge) If they can't be bothered then I promise you this If they won't entertain you then I'll do my f**ing best (Chorus) Looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it So f**ing corporate, professional and timid To be frank sir, I prefer This showbiz chancer I still wanna get laid by you, right (Bridge) Would you let me lay you down right here Would you let me lay (Chorus) Still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it So f**ing darling, professional and timid To be frank sir, I prefer This showbiz chancer Still looking for an answer through the looking gra** Still not concentrating at the back of the cla** No thanks sir, this one's for you It's like a VD clinic, only pricks are in it So f**ing corporate, professional and timid To be frank sir, I prefer this showbiz chancer (Spoken) I'm very excited to be here, yet again it's an honour to be nominated of course bla de bla de bla