It's the end of the night, I want to know you Get the phone, call a cab and take you home, yeah I think there's something you should know I'll send my boys an order through Interflora Tell you lies like, "I love you" and "I adore you" I think there's something you should know I'm a love cheat and you look so sweet Can take you home where I live Lay you by the fire, love me, lady I'm a liar The curtain's closed and the night is fun I think it's time for me to not be home alone I think, I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone I hardly know you but I like your figure Suppose I'll read about you in 'The Mirror' I think there's something everybody should know I'm a love cheat and you look so sweet Can take you home where I live Lay you by the fire, love me, lady I'm a liar I'm a love cheat and you're looking so sweet Can take you home where I live Lay you by the fire, love me, lady I'm a liar You love me You love me You love me You need me I'm a liar You want me You need me You want me And I'm a liar