Rob The Viking - Lawn Mower Man lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Lola, Jekyll Yo [1st Verse] I'm screaming out for help Nobody's helping me Fly like I'm a falcon On a balcony in Calgary Everything I touch I turn to gold Like alchemists Heart is palpitating Eating Alpo I'm allowed to be I'm top dog now Top of the food chain Opposite of Mellow Spittin' yellow and blue flames I'm the little goblin And I'm probably pumped up Dumb f**s don't even know What's up I'm a dump truck I'm still anonymous I'm still an Anarchist I'm still a man who's here To mentally molest you mannequins If you don't understand the match Read the manifest Smoke a rapper like Mr. Dizaster did to Canibus If you don't like it change the channel I'll dismantle any panelist and hammer him Until he needs an ambulance Riding through the desert on a camel wearing camo print Ammo will go blammo Got you covered like a laminate It's the abominable snowman Stick a sword through your abdominal Like Conan I'm a crazy artist call me Van Gogh Son I'll bring the Anarchy Like I'm from SAMCRO [Hook] (I am) I'm the lawn mower man I'm the lawn mower man I'm the lawn mower man Powerfully electric With an ongoing plan [x2] [2nd Verse (Video version only)] Had it all but lost it due to bad habits Old dude still rock like Black Sabbath Madchild bouncing back like I'm a jack rabbit Dagnabbit, a white boy that raps savage I'm an artifact, I'm a rhyming lord I rip the spinal cord right out of a dinosaur I beat a rapper up so bad they'll need a crime report I f** a p**y rapper up till his vagina's sore Strike, I'm a strange and deranged cobra Chains to remain sober, the danger and pain's over I said I'm fly like Astro Boy Rip your f**ing Face/Off like Castor Troy I'm fat like Honey Boo Boo, I'm f**ing cuckoo I'm the little engine got caught, I go choo-choo I play the ukulele, sing I'm proud to be Canadian Can't help it, I'm a hyper-hyperventilating alien [Hook] [3rd Verse] Yo I guarantee that I use words nobody else has Beating rappers up so f**ing bad I almost felt bad Cause I am dope It's a fact I can't help that Slashing through these rappers Like a motherf**in' hellcat Heavenly but I'm a little devil in a bat cave Last 5 years Mighty Mouse was in a rat cage Red dragon spitting fire until my face is warm I spit lit gasoline and vomit agent orange Older than a rotary phone Mind totally blown Silver Surfer I am moulded in chrome Super Beast! My testosterone is right through the roof But I'm sober now I'm Percocet and Vicodin proof Super Beast! I'm in a total zone Take a shot of cortisone Leap tall buildings and I bench press motor homes Raining in my city and now and everything is turning grey Goblin drinking from a golden goblet By a burning tray