Rob The Viking - Dickhead lyrics

[Instrument break] [Verse 1] I had a crush on this girl, we used to smoke indo She lived across the street I threw a rock through her window As a kid I wasn't making any sense Screaming out her name, standing naked on a fence She called the cops, I been hating ever since Sometimes I still look back and think of what we might have been That broken gla** cost me seven hundred bucks I was eleven, man, seven hundred bucks man f** man, I seen her the other night Hanging off a bra** pole high as a kite Dancing at a strip club, she got picked up I got my dick s**ed, she got tit f**ed She s**ed my ball sack and licked my a**hole I came in her hair then she called me an a**hole Then I called her a cab and gave her five bucks Said that's all that I have [Hook] I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Now shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick [Verse 2] How many people get to have s** with four strippers? At the same time and it doesn't make a difference I'm a spoiled little brat, rock star lifestyle I don't want to talk, let's f** right now Hang around and get mistreated cause I'm conceited If you don't like it beat it I'll just take the next s*ut standing in line If you're not here to s** it then you're wasting my time You're here to please me and serve me I'm here to make fun of you make you feel unworthy Getting b**hes takes no effort Skinny ones with no tits to big fat heifers Look a girl in the eyes and say I love her The next day I tell my friends I never heard of her Mad Child's a womanizer like no other Call me a motherf**er cause I'll f** your mother [Hook] I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Now shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick [Verse 3] Please don't call me on the phone cause I live with my girl And I will say it's the wrong number And if you call me back I will find out where you live And then I will turn your life to sh** So just remember that you're just a s*ut made for s**ing balls I got a girlfriend she broke my heart Now every night I rip a different piece of p**y apart Straight sport f**ing, she's a who*e f** it Treat em like a piece of sh** till I kick the bucket I'm so persuasive and every girl is beautiful when Mad Child's wasted Rub my balls in her face and make her promise not to say sh** I'll put her number in my phone then erase it I'm an a**hole, face it, I just pretend when I act like a friend I'm not your homie, here's an update cupcake Just blow me and show me your best f** face [Hook] I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick I'm addicted to being a dickhead Tell a girl anything just to get head I'm a f**ing prick Now shut the f** up b**h and s** my dick