Rob Maslanka - All Over Your Face lyrics

[Verse 1] Yo, I know karate when I'm drunk at a party Hotter and fresher than machine dried laundry Taking home b**hes like adopting a puppy Then creaming inside, that's what I do to a hot tea Go. I kinda wanna really gotta stop getting wasted But sober girls want the world before they're getting naked I got no cash for dating and I couldn't buy you nice wine Girl I'm f**ing broke like a BP Pipeline Let's do another shot and say “f** that sh**” I could just cook meth if I wanna be rich But I'm not the mile high club, couldn't give a flying f** Dick inside your brain, ya I'm really quite the mind f** [Pre-Hook] Jizzing with my words bringing literary love Just like you bought a Pixar flick it's time to open up [Hook] Pun so hard you'll be blind for days (All over your face, all over your face) Splooging wordplay all over the place (All over your face, all over your face) Vocabulary like a can of mace (All over your face, all over your face) Like dictionaries at the end of p**n takes (All over your face, all over your face) [Verse 2] Look I'm a comic rapper, sheet of plastic Ill til' d**h, it's like I'm Magic Write karate donkey like a lyrical a** kick Putting rhymes in caskets, cause they're that sick Gifting grammar, I'm rapping present Guilty of wordplay with every sentence Casting terms to play with words When you get one joke two more occurred I met this chick and I said hi I'd like introduce myself with my state of mind We started making out by a wet floor sign Put her up against a wall and then I slipped inside [Pre-Hook] It's about 2 seconds from your face to your thighs Pretend it's essay writing and watch your eyes [Hook] [Break] This is where the song's gonna decompose Throw your hands up; bulimic cannibals I got a magical flow; Mother Nature's ovulation Next level sh** like elevator defecation An optimist, yo, but I say ‘no' to d** Ya, I talk to my weed when I get f**ed up 3 quarters thug, I'm like a hug Must of s**ed off Jesus cause I'm full of love But I'd k** a mothaf**a using ink and trees b**h I'm like AIDS; don't f** with me I draw wings on to the words I rhyme Cause they're over your head in every line [Pre-Hook] Let me jizz with phonics just once more I'd do a money shot but I'm way too poor [Hook]