Rob Laakso - Pretty Pimpin lyrics

I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that's just me” Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean But it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said "Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like All I want is to just have fun, live my life like a son of a gun I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say Then I woke up one morning Didn't recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, “Oh silly me, that's just me” Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair Never was my style But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said “Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say, pretty pimpin' All he ever wanted was to be a man But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under "marbles lost" He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face Then he woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror Then laughed and said, “Oh silly me, that's just me” Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around and I said “Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?” But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say, pretty pimpin' I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror