Roadside Assistance - An Asymptote lyrics

[Intro] Math cla** (oh yeah) Aww snap Get your calcs ready it's about to go down Everybody in the cla** open up your binders But stay in radian mode We graphin' this, let's go [Hook] An asymptote, an asymptote Everybody look at me cause I'm graphing asymptotes An asymptote, an asymptote Take a good hard look at the tangent asymptote [Jack] An asymptote, just can't touch it, ‘proach infinity Drawing straight dotted lines, on a graphing spree Doing cotangent, just check out what I wrote Secant, tan or whatever, I'm making asymptotes [Tyler] Take a look at this An asymptote which Is from a cosecant graph, in its own niche I got my reference page Just made all the copies I use a ruler, so I know, my notes aren't sloppy [Jack] And all my secant graphs, they've got the turns in it They're really nice, and even Tyler's gotta admit But this ain't geometry, this is as real as it gets Got asymptotes cuz this is trig, don't you ever forget [Tyler] An asymptote and It's what I wrote and See them on ‘ciprical graphs, as well as on tan All the totes are straight, going vertic'lly-o And for the U's, they go on top and be-low [Tyler] Get your calcs up! These totes are real! [Jack] Forget y, tan x ,When you're graphing Forget sine, reciprocals, When you're graphing I'm in cla** with my boys, When you're graphing Roadside Assistance make noise, When you're graphing [Tyler] Secant, I'm gonna graph it now When teachers see my totes, they all say wow Axis of sym is nil and Pi, somehow Unlike root minus one, anything is possible [Dan] Yeah, never thought I'd graph asymptotes I'm sweating; I need a root beer float Professor please teach meee, ohhh I'm scaring all of these chaps away My graphs make them all go astray No one else got a say Our cla** ends todayyy... [Hook]