RJD2 - Blame it on the Jager lyrics

[Blueprint] Shot shot shot shot Weird lookin chicks You know how sh** get in the club Up in the club! Got that thang on me! [Verse 1: Blueprint] Somebody told me to aim for the sky Cause even if you miss you'll still be among the stars True, but much harder to apply When it comes to meeting young ladies out at the bars I won't lie, I get a nice amount of love So when you see me with a girl it's nothing less than a seven But every now and then I go out to the club and Wake up with a girl that look like Dave Letterman You know me, I'm a homebody So when I do hit the club I ain't hard to catch On the dancefloor, spilling my drink, throwing bows Doing old school dances like the Smurf and Cabbage patch One shot, Two shot, Three shot, Four Somebody shoulda stopped me from drinking any more When I was sober that broad looked like Al Gore Now she look alot more like Demi Moore [Hook: Blueprint] I'm just a regular dude I do my thang a lil bit, nothin major I'm not makin excuses But when it gets like that You gotta blame it on the Jager I'm just a regular dude Far from a shy guy, far from a player I'm not makin excuses But when it gets like that You gotta blame it on the Jager [Interlude: Blueprint] Bout to get it, I'm bout to get it You could get it girl, You could get it You could get it, Get it You could get it girl, You could get it [Verse 2: Blueprint] Leavin the dancefloor, Feelin sloppy and hot Seen a broad from behind, Made me wanna stop With a body that'll make you wanna do a body shot But her face... Whoa... Not that hot Unfortunatly I was too busy staring at her body To even notice this girl was far from a hottie But dog, I'm too drunk, Too late to sober up Slapper her on the bu*t and said "Aiiyo girl, Whats up?!" She turned around and said "Boy you better stop touching me!" Recognized my face and said "I love you cd!" When I'm drunk I'm so corny But it really didn't matter since shorty was all over me "Girl, let's make like a tree and leave" "Girl, let's make like a ball and bounce" Of course she agrees I took her big bu*t and ugly face back to the house [Hook]