Rizzle Kicks - Couch Potato lyrics

Jordan-Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the house Check me out im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh, I dont play no games yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo what im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh I dont play no games yo check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month in the last month ive been once I am done I go at half twelve and I leave by one cos I realise that jamming on my sofas more fun all I do is watch friends probably the reason why ive not got friends yeah what men the day I move is the day that people say that Rachaels got pegged yeah I dont play no games sitting here sipping on some pino gregio yo getting texts of my ex wanting s** bruv parred everyone still she is quite safe though yo what the theme though basically lay-low stay in play halo breaks at my say so what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy chips on the way home [CHORUS] This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come and I will do it I will do it and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb but I will do it I will do it Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh I dont play no games yo get me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo what im a proper couch potato no one can do anything else without my say so uh I dont play no games yo yeah I leave the sofa looking like my arse cheek yard reeks having let my bath leak since last week Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the rest of this song Harley-oh oh ohhoh ohohohooooh Jordan-cant be f*cked mate harley-do it! Jordan-I cant be arsed harley-your so lazy mate! Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got bet- Harley-do something mate Jordan- I got better things to do Harley- like what? Jordan-f*cking eat. Harley-Eat? You eat about ten minutes ago ,go on do it Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed [CHORUS] This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come and I will do it I will do it and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb but I will do it I will do it Jordan-check me out.