Lives on a farm, got plenty of charm, beep, beep He's got no cows but he's sure got a whole lotta sheep A brand new wife and a family And when he comes to town, I wonder if he'll play with me Laying in bed, watching TV, cookies With his mama by his side, she's Japanese They screamed and they cried, now they're free And when he comes to town, I know he's gonna play with me He's a long-haired, cross-legged guitar picker, um-um His long-legged lady in the garden picking daisies for his soup A forty acre house he doesn't see 'Cause he's always in town, playing for you with me I play guitar, A - D - E I don't play ba** 'cause that's too hard for me I play the piano if it's in C And when I go to town I wanna see all three And when I go to town I wanna see all three And when I go to town I wanna see all three