Ringo Starr - Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite! lyrics

[Verse 1] For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair, what a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire! In this way Mr. K. will challenge the world! [Verse 2] The celebrated Mr. K Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishops gate The Hendersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring don't be late Messrs. K. and H. a**ure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz! [Verse 3] The band begins at ten to six When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound And Mr. H. will demonstrate Ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground Having been some days in preparation A splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill