Ringo Starr & His All Starr Band - The No-No Song lyrics

A lady that I know just came from Columbia She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha She said it was the best in all the land And I said No, no, no, no, I don't smoke it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze Then it makes it hard to find the door A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain She smiled because I did not understand Then she held out a ten pound bag of c**aine She said it was the finest in all the land And I said "No, no, no, no, I don't (sniff) it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door" A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee He smiled because I did not understand Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho He said it was the best in all the land And I said No, no, no, no, I don't drink it no more I'm tired of waking up on the floor No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze And then it makes it hard to find the door