RiFF RAFF - The Bloomingdales at Windshire Palace lyrics

Clears throat Tinsley, I do say what a lovely evening we have thus forth I've partaken in many a feasts, but these festivities have been with the best of- ah Ms. Clementine! How are you? Yeah, it's a lovely day in jolly, jolly ol' Saint Pottersville It's just moseying on down the epic trail of life, and posing… Oh, nice, nice, nice Bloomingdales How is the Bloomingdales? Ahh, so- so pretty I appreciate it, oh, I appreciated the wine you gave me last night It was quite, it was quite the fancy It was quite the fancy for me and me family Oh, just a thick of a day, my grandfather just knitted me some stockings Yes he did, well just mosey on, let's go over here and have some tea and crumpets And just go back over to our little cave holes Just a posted with the birds Oh, its a its a two for one special out here isn't it. It's just a two for one special It's just a big two for one It's just a big stupid two for one special I mean it is a ridiculous amount of two for one specials