RiFF RAFF - I Can Tell Stories lyrics

[Hook:] I can tell stories, got too much to tell [x4] I can NBC, like that girl Connie Might just run for Mayor like Rudolph Giuliani I could talk alot, got too much to tell Used to have a girl who worked at Taco Bell Watch me clean gla**, like Ben Wallace I done graduated from Versace Junior College I could sip drank, icy toes Eskimo Fifty grand below, poppin' pills in the North Pole I could slang heat, like a piece of pizza I done wrote this flow on the back of the Mona Lisa Trade to Pensacola, syrup out the soda Bout to bring the dice out, Jody Highroller Might buy two states, North and South Dakota Chain lookin' sick, ebola... pneumonia Pop a few yams, sweatin' in a Hummer I could trick-or-treat in the candy corn pumpkin Bonsai leaves in the bu*terscotch couch Emerald green chain smells like brussels sprouts [Hook]