{Verse 1} In dusty ol' Dodge City A barmaid called Miss Kitty had it bad for the Marshall Matt Dillon was his name I've seen every TV rerun And every time I've seen one it's the same He leaves her waitin' for the kiss that never came {Verse 2} Yes, she keeps waitin' for the sundown When he'll lay that smokin' gun down And swear to her his fightin' days are through But every mornin' Mr. Dillon's off to chase another villain And poor Miss Kitty is wonderin' what to do {Chorus} I'm tellin' you One day you're gonna wear out your welcome, Matt If you keep steppin' on her like that You know that ain't no way to treat your Kitty cat You're wearin' out your welcome... Matt {Verse 3} Now even Doc and Chester say "Don't let this one get away" But Matt, you just ain't too quick on the draw Wise up, Marshall, treat her right Tell her she can spend the night Wrapped up in the long arms of the law {Chorus} I'm tellin' you One day you're gonna wear out your welcome, Matt If you keep steppin' on her like that You know that ain't no way to treat your Kitty cat You're wearin' out your welcome... Matt {Verse 4} Matthew, I don't want to see the episode When Miss Kitty finally says it's time to hit the road 'Cause everybody knows you'd miss her But don't just stand there, man Go ahead and kiss her! {Chorus} I'm tellin' you One day you're gonna wear out your welcome, Matt (Where did ya'll come from?) If you keep steppin' on her like that You know that ain't no way to treat your Kitty cat You're wearin' out your welcome... Matt {Verse 5} Yes you're wearin' out your welcome She's sick and tired of waitin' There's a million fans a watchin' You better think about them ratings 'Cause you're wearin' out your welcome... Matt!