[ANDREW] So if I'm being honest I don't care about this But we started a movement Now it's hard to dismiss The other week there were some tweets that shook the nation We're talking about candy's cla**ification [ALL] Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack [ANDREW] Candy's not a snack So we made this track To inform you that if you think it is You are whack [ALL] Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack [ANDREW] Ducks say quack (Quack, quack) Wolves run in packs Candy's not a snack Just listing some facts [ALL] Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack [ANDREW] Let's get something straight It's not up for debate If I ask for a snack Better not be candy on that plate Because candy is a treat Not a snack that you eat So next time you're feeling hungry I don't know, have a stick of meat [ALL] Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack [ANDREW] You could have some crackers If you want a snack Or you could have some fruit For a healthier route You could have some chips with a plate full of dip Like maybe a hummus Just hope you learn from this, that— [ALL] Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack If you think that you are whack Candy is not a snack