I woke up this morning Woah my head was throbbing so bad I just couldn't sleep My eyes had ceased to serve me Last night I past a police car in a thirty mile a hour zone and I was doing 93 That's what they say. I'm a guilty man oh so I blew in the breathalyser Watch those pretty little crystals turn a shade of disgusting blue They took me down to the station, but I refused to give a blood test So they went and took the urine out of me Oh, oh oh man, that's piercing