Rick Rubin - Love Game lyrics

[Produced by Rick Rubin] [Verse 1: Eminem] Something's burning, I can't figure out what (out what) It's either lust or a cloud of dust Judgement is clouded; must just be the powder from the power of (love) But I'm in something I don't know how to get out of Left my girl in the house alone Is that my soon to be spouse's moan? And the further I walk, the louder Pause for a minute to make certain that's what I heard ‘Cause after all, this is her place So I give her the benefit of the doubt I Think I might be about to bust her, bust her The thought's scary, yo, though and it hurts – brace Hope it ain't, "Here we go, yo" ‘Cause my head already goes to worst case scenario Though in the first place But you confirmed my low end theory though Should've known when I made it all the way to third base And that was only the first date Could've made it to home plate But you slid straight for the dome and dove face First, "No (slurp) you don't (slurp) under (slurp) stand (slurp) I (slurp) don't (slurp) do (slurp) this for anyone, ever" Yeah, that ain't what they all say I'll say, you can s** a softball through a straw Used to be my fiance 'Til you s**ed on Wayne, Andre, and Kanye LeBron, Akon, Jay, Lil Jon, Raekwon, Ma$e Polow Tha Don, Dre, Dante Ross, James Conway, Kwame Guess I'm gettin' my g-god dang Jigga on, eh ‘Cause your name, I'm beyond sayin' But f** it, I'm movin' on, you women are all cray But I'll probably always keep on playin' [Bridge: Sample] The game of love, love, love, love La-la-la-la-la love [Hook: Kendrick Lamar] She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more She hates my company, yeah, she don't love me no more I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door She screamed she loved me like she never did before And I told her (Go where you wanna go Go do whatcha want to do; I don't care) And I told her (Go where you wanna go Go do whatcha want to do; I don't care) [Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar] I told that b**h I'm a s**er for love, you're a s**er for dick s**ing dick in your momma tub, then your granny walked in Told the stupid n***a to duck under the water He drowned, like an abortion They booked you for manslaughter You beat the case and I called ya "Sherane is not available now, leave a message at the tone And Kendrick, don't forget to buy two pair of those Expensive heels, you little f**ing Ferris Wheel f**ing spinning on me f** you think? We gon' get married still? f**ing Mary had a little lamb, this ain't no fairy tale Fairy godmomma better tell you how I f**ing feel Like you should f**in' beat it Or f**ing eat it while I'm on my period Now have a blessed day." b**h, you serious? I'm in the mirror with this look on my face, curious Why you ain't f**ing with me You cut me deep as a Caesarean You know I want you bad as a Benjamin, I'm delirious I want you bad as the head shattered on George Zimmerman After the Dillinger hit him diligently and k**ing him His mouthpiece for a Cadillac emblem That's an*logy and metaphor for you I should win a medal for all the ways I adore you This is me talking cordial, yeah, I got some home trainin' That ain't what you like, ain't it? What about if I was as famous as Marshall? Would you give fel**tio in the carpool? Cops pull us over, they just wanna know if you gargle Singing, "I hope she's good enough." Meanwhile you're chasing her Chlamydia couldn't even get rid of her Pity the fool and pity the fool in me, I'ma live with the… [Bridge: Sample] The game of love, love, love, love La-la-la-la-la love [Hook: Kendrick Lamar & Eminem] She doesn't love me, no, she don't love me no more She hates my company, yeah, she don't love me no more I tried to get her up out of my head, left my bags at the door She screamed she loved me like she never did before And I told her (Go where you wanna go Go do whatcha want to do; I don't care) And I told her (Go where you wanna go Go do whatcha want to do; I don't care) [Verse 3: Eminem] So needless to say I'm feelin' betrayed Snatch my house key off her key chain She jumps off Wee-Bey from The Wire's dick Now she's chasing me with a cheese grater Here goes that broken record, cliché, it's all my fault anyway She's turning the tables, I'm a beat-break She treats my face like Serato, she cuts and scratches like a DJ Each day is an Instant Replay They say what we display is symptomatic of addict behavior Back together but forgot today was her b-day She cut me off on the freeway Simple misunderstanding But just as I went to slam on the brakes That's when I realized that she may be as crazy as me, wait b**h cut my f**ing brakeline Stepped on them f**ers eight times Still goin' 73, thank God there's an exit coming up What the mother F-U-C-K's wrong with her? Hit the off ramp 'til I coasted to a goddamn halt Hit a f**ing tree, now here she comes at full speed She's racing at me, okay, you wanna f** with me, eh? Snatch the b**h out her car through the window She screamin', I body slam her on the cement Until the concrete gave and created a sinkhole Buried this stink ho in it, then pay to have the street repaved (The f**?) Woke up in a dream state, in a cold sweat like I got hit with a freeze ray during a heat wave Guess I eventually caved though, ‘cause she's laying next to me in bed – directly aiming a gat at my head Woke up again and jumped up like "f** it! I've had it, I'm checking into rehab." I confess I'm a static addict, I guess that's why I'm so clingy Every girl I've ever had either says I got too much baggage Or I'm too f**ing dramatic Man, what the f** is the matter? I'm just a f**ing romantic I f**ing love you, you f**ing b**h! Combative, possessive, in fact last time I was mad at an ex I actually set off a chain reaction of tragic events I said, "Hit the road" and after she left, I sent that b**h a text I said, "Be careful driving, don't read this and have an accident" She glanced to look at it and wrecked Too bad, thought we had a connect, no sense dwelling makes Never been a more compelling case Than the model covered in L'Oreal and mace Who fell from grace eleven stories for storytelling While the who*e was yelling, "Rape!" 'Til her vocal cords were swelling And her voice were more hoarser than Tori Spellings' face Still they swarm the gates and my fancy estates to greet Norman Bates with a warm embrace Unless you're Andrea Yates, don't ask me for a date Don't be late, well, the sentiment's great But wait, think there's been a mistake You wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate I have infinite hate in my blood It's mainly because of the game of, (*Message sound*) "Wait, dinner at eight?" I have infinite hate in my blood It's mainly because of the game of... [Outro] Love, love, love, love L-l, l-l-l-love