Rick Rubin - Cold Chillin' in the Spot lyrics

[Russell Simmons] Hold up, hold up Before we get started I want everybody to know My name is Russell Rush And I come to blaze the cold rock stuff I got my man the doctor doctor. How you feel, doctor? Doctor Jeckyll's in the house, doctor, doctor Here we go now, let's go Jazzy Jay's in the place Everybody look here, to the left side Y'all n***as clap your hands like this here, dig this, dig this Clap, clap, clap, c'mon, c'mon Clap, clap your hands Now on the right side, y'all do the same stuff Like, y'all just clap on beat with the people on the left side And everything'll be funky Now dig this Doctor, you ready to get funky? Jazzy Jay, you ready to kick it? Let's go! My homeboy Rick Rubin produced the record. This is a Def Jam This the b-side to a record that's called "Def Jam" And it's so def that we call it a def jam So def that it's the def jam Now, I ain't never sung before. I'm a manager I like to manage lots of groups Everybody talk on records They talk on records that they come from Rush, and we gon' crush Right about now, people on the left side, on the right side Y'all still clapping now And people in the middle, y'all lift up your legs Both legs, with both hands, and wiggle them in the air like this here You see me doing this? Can you do it? You lying, y'all all lying Now look here, if you can't wiggle both legs, man Wiggle one leg in the air, and let's all get funky We gon' get funky on the count of four now. Four! Now Jazzy, I want Jazzy you to do something real funky right now I want you to scratch the record, Jazzy, c'mon Now scratch the record, Jazzy That sounds kind good. Hey Rick, what do ya think? Should we keep this? If we keep this, it's gonna save us a lot of money Cause we ain't gotta hire nobody to say nothing And we can keep all the money Jazzy Jay Look here, everybody have a good time C'mon y'all, let's make it funky Doctor, how you feeling? You alright, Doctor? Hey Doctor, man, you think I'm probably gonna rap on this record? Three-piece suit and a bu*ton-down shirt? Lookit here Rick, let's go to the bridge, c'mon One -- c'mon, I'm gonna count it off now One, four At the count of six, we'll do something funky C'mon everybody in the place, on six, alright Y'all get ready Simon says six, it's six Simmons says six, and it's funky Kids, you can front if you want to That's that pretty girl, Sarah Lee -- she's kinda def She could be with the Def Jam Hey little girl, c'mon, let's go swing a little something Alright for a couple minutes, you know what I'm saying? Hey look, it's no time to front now We gon' swing with the Rush now Don't be trying to front Look here, I got a six year old outside with the champagne Don't be fronting on me now cause The bubbles out there We'll go to the hotel, do the wildest wild thing And you can hang out with the Rush And get with this Def Jam And I'm gonna give you some of this def jam, too I got about two more minutes And when that two minutes is up, me and you gon' shoot to the hotel And do the wildest thing Alright, so look here People in L.A., y'all might as well get with this Cause y'all can't front cause it's from New York and it's def And y'all with the Rush, and y'all rolling Now c'mon, on four let's go, c'mon everybody now, c'mon now Four! Yeah, that was on beat, doc That was on beat that time Alright doctor In fact, you can't rap on this record You got a record company that'll sue me if you get on my record You know what I'm saying? I wanna have Run on the record, and Kurtis Blow and Whodini And LL Cool J and everybody But they'd sue me, man So I'll just rap myself, keep all the money Me and Rick gon' keep Look at Rick laughing -- gonna keep ALL the money Let's go!