Rick Moranis - I Ain't Goin' Nowhere lyrics

Never go nowhere, man I never go nowhere Traffic's bad out there, man I'm savin' wear and tear I like conditioned air, man I never go nowhere I go Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg Beer count wearin' thin, speed dial Order in I ain't goin' nowhere, man I ain't goin' nowhere It's dangerous out there, man Might 'a been a big bomb scare Hard to get off of this easy chair I ain't goin' nowhere I go Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam I think it's ma'am I ain't goin' nowhere, man Never gonna go nowhere It's a bungled jungle out there, man Some kid got mauled by a bear Surround sound in my own lair I ain't goin' nowhere… I got Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug 'n play Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel Choppers up, sonic boom Activate the panic room I'm on Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax Prozac, Ativan, Aderol I take 'em all I ain't goin' nowhere, man Never gonna go nowhere I'm cuttin' my own hair, man Nothin' I need out there Outside sunny but inside cher I ain't goin' nowhere