Rick Moranis - I'm Old Enough To Be Your Zaide lyrics

I love the sound of your voice You purr like a vintage Rolls Royce But I simply have to question your choice When you could be with any one of many boys I love the look in your eye The color of a Tel Aviv sky But I just have to ask you why When you could have your pick of any other guy We're not on the same page So darling act your age You're digital and I'm still beta I'm old enough to be your Zaide I love the touch of your hand Can you tell me if I have a swollen gland Why are we here – this musical got panned I wish the manager would just turn down the band This nightlife's for the birds I'm choking on my words I need the Heimlich – someone call a big waiter I'm old enough to be your Zaide I can't believe how you invigorate me Oh how I love to reciprocate the way you sate me But then my mind imagines how your parents must hate me Thank God for cheap generics that inflate me Now get off of my lap I gotta take a nap You're asking questions while I'm trying to lead a Seder I'm old enough to be your Zaide I lied on JDate Go get yourself a playdate I love the touch of your skin Are you sure we're not committing a sin If something happens notify my next of kin My daughter Marla's got the safe deposit pin It's ten o'clock, I'm tired And look at you, you're wired The news is on, they're talking 'bout Al Qaeda I'm old enough to be I need a cup of tea Be careful of my knee My left eye's bothering me I'm old enough to be your Zaide