Rick Friedrich - Freakshow lyrics

[Hook] This is based on reality that's based on a freakshow Based on reality that's based on a freakshow... [Verse 1] I said I am not a man, no I am a destroyer Heavy as a whale and tall as a sequoia I wanna be like Mike but you lookin' like LeToya You got a problem with me world, you can call my lawyer I am like a [?] With a beat this hot it might just make your blood boil But it won't make your girl mad cause I'll school her up like a boss should She might get a scholarship cause she ballin' on this hard wood I'll get it and I won't stall Yes I hit it in the bathroom stall Fling my pants on the bathroom floor And her tits on the bathroom wall I can't be mad cause those a**ets are ridiculous And if she go down on me she'll find that my a** is her liquid Pills up in my one fist, more up in the other hand Downers on the left side, that right side is my upper hand That pimp hand that one I had to exercise Like I'm getting lingerie and I had to ask your ex for size [Hook] [Verse 2] I got her acting right, it was not a pantomime I rip those thigh-highs and I had to lend a pant of mine She rockin' my sweatband, she prolly needed a sweatband Cause the way I held her legs in the air it's like she's doing a kegstand That kettle was whistlin', our bodies were glistening Saying freak sh** like she ain't been this wet since the christening That Saudi prince workout, I hope that you were listening I think I'm cool cause of my air conditioning Get it together, she follows the law's letter But if the boss let her she'll follow in all leather Yeah I'm thinking with my little head, he always gets his way But you can't blame my dick, yeah that's just the way he's raised They saying I'm too much, I'm looking like who what? I've had my share of one on ones but I ain't really had too much But if it's going down well I should take a peep though It's based on reality that's based on a freakshow [Hook]