Rick Altizer - Never Shake His Hand lyrics

Never shake his hand, although he asks you please Never shake his hand, or you'll catch his disease It's hard to gauge the power he commands You can never shake his hand Don't ever shake his hand, in the loneliness of night Don't ever shake his hand, although it feels so right You must beware of the things that you demand You can never shake his hand Never shake his hand, you're no match for his grip Never shake his hand, you can't give him the slip It only takes one touch to understand You can never shake his hand Never shake his hand, you'll find he sticks to you Never shake his hand, he's something like the flu He's introduced as an honest man, he'll recommend a subtle change in plans And then he leaves you wasted in the sand You can never shake his hand