Richie Rich - Kiet Kat lyrics

[Pre-Intro] Come on Kiet pick up the damn phone Come on I want my hair dyed [Intro] Hi this is Kiet's beauty salon. Dial 1 to get that tight a**hole bleached Yo who the f** is this f*ggot? Don't call me a f*ggot this is an lgbtqai safe zone Put Kiet on the f**ing phone right now Sorry Kiet is currently bleaching an a**hole Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Goddamn it! [B-Hazard] Kiet I got a question, do you even got a dick? NOPE You gave Joelle blue waffle that sh** makes me sick You want to know how I know you're a f*ggot? Cuz you work at a salon I'm gonna walk into that salon wearing a hijab and strapped to a bomb My right hand has bling on. My left hands got the Quran Islamophobic motherf**er I dare you to tell me what could go wrong I heard you're working on a diss track it better be a rap not be a gay a** song I'm about to use my dong and destroy Joelle's p**y like a space blaster Kiet you're about to be cucked so hard you better start calling me master commander Kiet, I'm gonna penetrate you with my space phaser and choke you like Darth Vader You wanna call yourself K-Hazard? Well B-Hazard don't give a f** I just destroyed you like you was Isis and I was president Donald Trump [Chorus] C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet yesterday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet Wednesday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet last May C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet everyday [Richie-Rich] Kiet wears a size number 6, feet small, small dick. Transgender and he bought a blow up doll Fake tits nipples larger than nepal. Oven mitts hands on it and he f**ed it in a stall GODDAMN IT Kiet's tricks had me running in circles. Flirting is the last of his sk**s that had worsened Murderin' on this track is my thrill k**ing verses and purses that are black Kiet does steal and he loves them. Carry a flip knife wherever you go, to stab every Kiet dyke you see on the floor Offensive like a riptide Kiet's a h*mo. Hitting it over his back you can hear Kiet crow Throw him out like a trash bag the kid is poor. Go ahead and send in Obama's drones The train of B-Hazard is centerfold. The fame we gettin' is making us glow Kiet, we just threw you out the f**ing window Next person on this diss is f**ing Cee-Lo He's the Clifford the Red Dog of all the jokes What did he order? Another combo? But I'm hopping off this diss track you f**ing hoes [Chorus] C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet yesterday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet Wednesday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet last May C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet everyday [Toxic T] Sup f*ggots I'm Toxic T Gonna smash Kiet's face into the concrete Gonna eat his pet fish with broccoli I f** Joelle pretty constantly In between her titties like an apostrophe I know that b**h like geometry I raped Kiet's mommy like Cosby That thotty said that I'm naughty We f** each other like karate I destroy that p**y like Harambe I'm in a taxi and I'm Toxic I saw Kiet eating dog with chopsticks Then saw him wearing a crop top with flip flops from hot topic Kiet's wardrobe looks like a flamingo Will Kiet survive this diss track? I don't chink so [Alt Chorus] R to the A to the P to the E Kiet is screaming get out of me R to the A to the P to the E No b**h, I'm Toxic T [Chorus] C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet yesterday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet Wednesday C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet last May C to the U to the C to the K That is what happened to Kiet everyday R to the A to the P to the E Kiet is screaming get out of me R to the A to the P to the E Yo that's really f**ed up Toxic T [Outro] Does Hazard chink so? I don't chink so Does Richie chink so? I don't chink so Does Toxic chink so? I never chink so Does Tsuvi chink so? I chink he chinks he does Does Kiet chink so? I don't chink so Does Shawn chink so? I don't chink he knows Does Harambe chink so? Of course he chinks he does YAAAY [Exit] You guys think that turned out pretty good? I don't know are they gonna laugh at us for that? No they're gonna laugh at Kiet because he's f**ing asian GODDAMN IT