Richard Thompson - The Money Shuffle lyrics

I love kittens and little babies Can't you see that's the guy I am And your money is so safe with me You never met such an honest man Glossies on my office wall The rich and famous, I know them all Come on and do the Money Shuffle I've got you right there where I want you Come on and do the Money Shuffle Can't find your money if you want to Stock market going through the roof now So rich I'll never add it up now I've got your savings here somewhere Here at Warbrook and Jones it's all tradition We never pimp and we don't hustle If you'll just bend over a little I think you'll feel my financial muscle Spread it wide, wide as you can To get the full benefit of my plan Come on and do the Money Shuffle I've got you right there where I want you Come on and do the Money Shuffle Can't find your money if you want to My God, the market's in a free fall I'll save my arse and skip the country Wish I knew the hell what I was doing This year, think I'll skip Monte One tires of the same old social scene With all the problems in the world today They'll notice if my bonus is obscene Spread it wide, wide as you can To get the full benefit of my plan Come on and do the Money Shuffle I've got you right there where I want you Come on and do the Money Shuffle Can't find your money if you want to Stock market going through the roof now So rich I'll never add it up now I've got your savings here somewhere Come on and do the Money Shuffle Come on and do the Money Shuffle Come on and do the Money Shuffle Come on and do the Money Shuffle