Richard Thompson - Dear Janet Jackson lyrics

Oh Dear Janet Jackson You don't know me but I saw you on the telly You were wobbling like a jelly When you gave that song some welly I couldn't help but notice that you have a pair of beauties And if your other duties As a diva give you time There are lots of hungry babes out there who need something to chew A role as a wet-nurse might be just the thing for you If you must shove your titty in somebody's face Shove it in a babys Shove it in a babys Shove it in a babys If you must shove your titty in somebody's face Shove it in a babys Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze But babies need them too When you flashed your titty at the super bowl I hope it wasn't plastic Or silicon or elastic Or anything that drastic When you flashed your titty at the supper bowl I hope it wasn't plastic Cause i have heard tell that for babies well Them implants just won't do When you shoved that spike right through your nipple I hope you didn't burst it I hope you didn't burst it I hope you didn't burst it When you shoved that spike right through your nipple I hope you didn't burst it Can't have it leaking all down the sides While feeding a kid or two That's what they're there for That's what they're there for Who are we to ask the why or wherefore That's what they're there for That's what they're there for Now tits are a tease and fun to squeeze but babies need them too When you are sick of all that dancing around You'll make a lovely mother Kids are such a pleasure Just ask your brother When you are sick of all that dancing around I hope you have a dozen But sleep overs at neverland will be strictly taboo If you must shove your titty in somebody's face Shove it in a babies Shove it in a babies Shove it in a babies If you must shove your titty in somebody's face Shove it in a babys Tits are a tease and fun to squeeze That's what they're there for That's what they're there for And who are we to ask the why or wherefore That's what they're there for That's what they're there for Now tits are a tease and fun to squeeze but babies need them too