Richard Hawley - Caned lyrics

To set the stage To coin a phrase You really are quite dumb And so in brief With great relief I have to say I'm going But I'm not paid enough To be the one you want And I'm not caned enough To be the one you love So don't pretend To comprehend In your drunken haze With that in mind I think you'll find You're just a little vague But I'm not paid enough To be the one you want And I'm not caned enough To be the one you love.