Richard A. Whiting - Hooray for Hollywood lyrics

Hooray for Hollywood That screwy ballyhooey Hollywood Where any office boy or young mechanic Can be a panic With just a good looking pan And any barmaid Can be a star maid If she dances with or without a fan Hooray for Hollywood Where you're terrific if you're even good Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple To Aimee Semple Is equally understood Go out and try your luck You might be Donald Duck Hooray for Hollywood Hooray for Hollywood That phoney super-Coney Hollywood They come from Chillicothes and Paducas With their bazookas To get their names up in lights All armed with photos From local rotos With their hair in ribbon and legs in tights Hooray for Hollywood You may be homely in your neighborhood But if you think that you can be an actor See Mr. Factor He'll make a monkey look good Within a half an hour You'll look like Tyrone Power Hooray for Hollywood