Rhett - Sleep Tight lyrics

[Verse 1: Rhett and Link] Your parents told you that we don't exist Well, how in the world do you explain this? We're gonna eat you like we ate your neighbour Nathan He tasted like waffles, gummy bears and turkey bacon We'll forge a letter in your handwriting to say You hate your family so you ran away [Chorus: Rhett and Link] Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight (You're gonna get your beauty rest tonight) Sleep, sleep, sleep tight (You'll only think right in the morning light) Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight (Sweet dreams bring peace of mind) Sleep, sleep, sleep tight (Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep tight) [Verse 2: Rhett and Link] Whoopty freakin' doo, look who lost a tooth today, hey You've done nothing but you expect to be paid I bet you don't even know what we do with the tooth We grind it up and they put it in fast food And the money that we leave behind isn't even real It's printed on an ink jet, a counterfeit bill [Chorus: Rhett and Link] [Verse 3: Rhett and Link] You're an old man, I'm the sand man Your dreams are in my hands And I can make you dream any dream that a man can Be a front man for a blues band Have a younger man's prostate gland Or make you show up naked for your final exam But tonight I plan to transport you to an ancient land Where you'll rescue a maiden from an evil man's hand [Chorus: Rhett and Link] [Verse 4: Rhett and Link] Fresh out of prison, looking for some stuff to lift This time tomorrow it'll be on Craig's List Psst! Hey! Shh! What? Shh! Sorry What's that? Do you think this would make me look fat? Can you help me get this thing through the window? It's our ticket to the Antique's Road Show Uh-oh