Rhett & Link - Lonely Sad Little Water Dispencing Tab lyrics

I'm always here for you In the middle of this mess I'm always here to quench your thirst It's not my fault That when I'm pressed A little juice comes out first It's just so embarra**ing You standing right there, staring right through me All I want is for you to use me I may be free but I'm not cheap Hanging here beneath the lemonade label Nobody notices me No colorful logo No fizzy flow In the soft drink machine Got it pretty bad I'm a lonely sad Little water dispensing tab I'm a little guy With insecurities I ain't got what them other guys give But what I lack in pazazz I make up in purity Just touch me and we'll live We'll live It's just so embarra**ing I see your Minute Maid looking down on me Carbonation's overrated And baby, I'm giving you no calories Hanging here beneath the lemonade label Not very prominent Who knew I'd falter When bottled water Became so dominant Got it pretty bad I'm a lonely sad Little water dispensing tab Got it pretty bad I'm a lonely sad Little water dispensing tab