Rhett & Link - BFF lyrics

What if you get buried alive? Who's gon' dig you out from the ground? What if you choke on some pie? Who is gonna squeeze it back down? What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal? And your other hand switches it on. Who's third hand is gonna pull your first hand out? While their forth hand turns the switch back off. You need a BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, to help you out whenever (Yes!) BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, BFF, to help you out whenever. What if you stick a cotton swab, To far into your ear? And it becomes logged, Into the side of your brain? And you severely damage your inferior temporal gyrus, Which is the part of the brain that helps you process shame. Who's gon' sit with you and help you relearn your shame? So you don't seem like a complete idiot. You need a BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, to help you out whenever (Yes!) BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, BFF, to help you out whenever. I was down on my luck At the end of my rope About to give up But my friend said nope I'm here for you I'm there for you And I'll do anything That you need me to If you were in a wreck And needed a spine I'd cut myself open And give you mine But then you'd never again Be able to say I'll happily live my life As a jellyman If I found out you had One parasitic twin I'd make that twin My second best friend I'm sure he'd be An excellent guy I don't care if he was just Some teeth and an eye You need a BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, to help you out whenever (Yes!) BFF, Best Friends Forever (Yes!) BFF, BFF, to help you out whenever.