Rhett And Link - Turkey in a Trash Can lyrics

[Verse] [Rhett] We're here together In these apocalyptic lands Being chased by a biker gang Who's got flamethrowers for hands [Link] But we won't let that stop us From enjoying a Thanksgiving feast (No) Even though every one we know Is deceased [Chorus 1- Both] We got a turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) A turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) Has anybody seen our friend Stan (He was playing a guitar, and he had gloves on) Got a turkey in a trash can And I bet we'll be singing this song Sixty minutes from now [Bridge] ... We still got a [Chorus 2- Both] Turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) A turkey in a trash can (Turkey in a trash can) We can't locate a woman (Preferably, we'd find two) We got a turkey in a trash can [Link] Now let's get it out! (Yeah!)