Rhett And Link - Cat's Nine Lives Song lyrics

(Hannah): Looking down from Heaven, I see my flat carca** (Rhett and Link): In front of 7/11. (Hannah): Wish I could say it was the first time, but I'm a cat. (Rhett and Link): So in terms of life, she's had nine. (Hannah): The first time I died, as I remember, I landed on my feet. (Rhett and Link): But, it was into a blender. (Hannah): My next life, my Fancy Feast cans had somethin' in them. That really fancy thing, (Rhett and Link) was botulism. (Hannah): Lived life three, easy, nappin' on some jeans. The problem was the jeans (Rhett and Link): were in a washing machine. (All): Don't feel sorry for me. I've had nine times the lives you could ever dream. (Rhett and Link): Life four (Hannah): I became a pillow on Pinterest. (Rhett and Link): Life five (Hannah): I died from shear disinterest. (Rhett and Link): Life six (Hannah): I had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers. (Rhett and Link): Life seven (Hannah): Chased a bird into a wood chipper. (Rhett and Link): Life eight (Hannah): Donated my guts for tennis rackets. {Spoken} But, it turns out they don't even use cat guts! Can you put that in brackets? (Rhett and Link): We'll add it in post! (All): I hope this song wasn't a drag, but I just had to let the cat out of the bag! {Spoken} Link: Well, technically they're putting you IN a bag. Hannah: What? Link: Yeah, I think that's like, a sanitary worker. Hannah: Is that what they- do they? Rhett: Yeah, that's what they do for a living, they clean up. (Roadk**) Hannah: Wait, what makes you guys cat experts? Rhett: Well this is cat heaven. Welcome. Hannah: Oh. Link: We're dead cats. We welcome others. Hannah: Oh Rhett With a song. Link: New arrivals. Hannah: Wow, you guys really put life on 'paws.'