Rex Rey - Customer Service lyrics

[Hook] It's just another game to play And I don't have the time to waste my brain It cold shivers me to think of what a selfish thing they did to ya But I'm ready to move on when you are [Hook cont.] Customer service State your purpose Customer service You make me nervous Customer service It's a circus Customer service I don't deserve this [Verse 1] I'm in the industry of service with a smile; Of let's sing a song together and be happy you're in town It doesn't matter you're an a**hole, it's part of my job I'm just glad there's so many of you keeping me calm Stick your chest out. What a sight it is to behold! We should be rolling red carpet out wherever you go Cause it's pathetic, isn't it? Of all the money I make; To watch your temper over nothing, leave you red in the face Relax a minute. It seems as though the carpet is stuck I can't believe that this happening, you've suffered enough It must of been intentional, because the world is picture perfect And that's the way you are, even underneath the surface I'll be the one to get you feeling better ‘bout yourself You can take it out on me if you think it's gonna help I mean you of all people, tell me, where do we get off? Of not looking up to you, as if you're hanging on a cross Better threaten me! You'll see to it I'm losing job I really love especially when there's a problem to solve And thanks for the harsh words, I deserve what I get I'll push harder next time for the carpet to stretch Please don't ruin my reputation or hurt my career I even sleep in my uniform to feel like I'm here I do appreciate your patience, I'm sorry for the wait Whatever I can do for you, just let me know don't hesitate Tell me when I fix the problem that the damage was done And look at me as if a monster is what I've become As if I knew when you arrived I wanted to sabotage Your impression of a place where the customers belong You're the greatest thing to happen to the world we'll ever know But you can count on me to get distracted by these other folks Who can't stop thinking ‘bout themselves either What a treat it is to meet so many of you. Come again! It's good to see you [Hook] [Verse 2] Before you say I ruined your trip I hope you understand, it isn't what I wanted and quick I get it no one gets the best of you. I'm not out to get ya But your character is speaking loud as if it's under pressure For the rest of your stay I'm the key to the lock And there's no need to break a chain for you to see me and talk Yet, if this is all of what takes for you to get mad You're tight enough to s** a brick out a wall with your a**! Whoever told you that you're special should win an award Your father wasn't making sure that the rubber was on Cause it's a shame I got you saying something under your breath Shaking your head in disbelief of how I've treated a guest You're not a bully, it's the principle. I get what you mean: To put fear in other people ‘till they're down on their knees; To hold a grudge like a child holds a teddy bear Walking with their thumb in their mouth and has to take it with ‘em everywhere Don't waste a second, sympathetic it's done I'll be the one who's gonna tell you to go back to having fun I'm relieved you make it easy for the customer care Snap your fingers if you need me, I'm already there It really doesn't look healthy when you're screaming and pissed The vein in your neck looks as if it's making a fist! Of course you're right! It's the same thing, even when you're wrong; But when you take advantage of it, I'll no longer play along When you're pulling out your violin of how your such a victim It's hard for me to find any knowledge to your wisdom If pain I've caused you is a serious harm Then you must really set the bar for the rest of all Man, take a number! I'm trying to be creative with life And your reminding me of how it's turning men into mice Of only humans make mistakes, you're not part of that crowd You've got the power over someone to just push ‘em around With how much can you take and how bad do you want it? The quick sand you're in is real deep at the moment It just enables me to dwell on the fact I won't surrender what I have. It's as simple as that, I'm back! It's just another game to play…