Reverend Horton Heat - I'm Your Pet Rock lyrics

I came with instructions that made you laugh It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs You think that shredded paper is all I need Pull my instructions from the box and reread I'm your pet rock Your rock I'm your pet rock Your rock I know you got means And your wishes and stuff Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough I'm here for you and you know that well Stuck inside this pet rock hell I'm your pet rock Your rock I'm your pet rock Your rock I live behind the clock I live behind the clock I live behind the clock And it goes ticktock Time wastes away Yeah I live behind the clock I live behind the clock I live behind the clock And it goes ticktock You want to go drink with your old friends It used to be me back when I was the trend You train your dog to fetch and heal but you don't think twice about how it would feel To be a pet rock Your rock I'm your pet rock Your rock I'm your pet rock I live behind the clock I live behind the clock I live behind the clock And it goes tick tock Time wastes away