I can still remember When I first heard the riff That opens 'Nevermind' up My neck-hairs stood up stiff And since those first discoveries I've tried to recreate The feeling I had back then But nothing sounds that great So please give me an album That I love straight away That I don't have to grow in to After constant play See, I buy a lot of records And take most of them back 'Cos I feel that disappointment After just one track And I can't move on... Last band stole my heart Was Every Time I Die I loved every second But now three years gone by When I heard 'Worship and Tribute' I thought my dreams come true Listening to most other bands It seems they all did too All this eighties indie Sounds like sh** to me 'Cos I don't like Joy Division I don't like Morrissey Or their new impersonators Kings of MTV s**ling at the teat Of the f**ing NME And I can't move on...