Retard-O-Bot - Ruby Cannon lyrics

A tarnish rep's worse Than a punch to the gut My stomach's churning Here comes the throw-up Into your mouth Taste the fear A friend, is a friend is a friend, is a friend Is a One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser I'll cut you in half With my big red laser Bullsh**, you blather When everyone gathers To keep people guessing When you aught to be confessing One more line Ruining your health A friend in need Or a friend in greed A friend in greed Is a friend in need Of someone else Go f**k yourself 'Cause lost too many before to Ignore all the warning signs Inform you of your fate It's never too late to change Still it seems strange When the crowd changes Your whole life's rearranged One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser I'll cut you in half With my big red laser It's easier to do that Than face what you're facing You were cool in the past If I help will it last I've done this before To no avail You'll fail, you'll fail You'll fail, you'll fail One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser One more line One more chaser I'll cut you in half With my big red laser Oooh, what happened to you You used to be cool