Retard-O-Bot - The Auctioneer lyrics

Okay.. Were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars can i get 100? i see 100 125? 125 150? yes you there in the back 175? 175 200 dollars? you for 200 dollars Do i hear 225? 225 250? 300? going once going twice SOLD Sold to the man with the f*ggot hair sold to the man with the f*ggy hair sold to the man, back there sold to the man with the f*ggy hair (I'm the man with the f*ggy hair) sold to the man with the f*ggy hair sold to the man back with the f*ggy hair..in the back.. with the f*ggy hair.. its sold to you Im the man with the f*ggy hair and i dont think you're fair cause im the man with the f*ggy hair and im not bidding on that chair its a piece of sh**, i sat on it and it made my a** hurt it smells like a piece of sh**, and i dont want any part of it I'm the man with the f*ggy hair, get away because im not there I'm not buying that piece of sh** chair because it smells like poo but its sold to you (no its not) i sold the item straight to you, sir (no its not) 500 dollars you said you'd pay, now pay b**h (i dont wanna pay) sold to the man with the f*ggy hair thats you (not me) way back there, in the poopy chair (not meee) I dont care sold to the man with the f*ggy hair (not me) sold to the man with the f*ggy hair (not me) back there, way back there in the poo poo chair (not me) look at him back there sayin he aint bought that sh** (i didnt) its sold to you, its sold to you (a**hole) you put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it (you're mistaking me for someone else) sold to you, it was sold to you (it wasnt) sold to the man with the f*ggy hair (it wasnt sold to me a**hole) well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it. Next item up for bid, we'll start the bidding at 100 dollars.