Residents - Honey Bear lyrics

Tell me why I am so scared Tell me, tell me, tell me that you love me Tell me, tell me, I'm your honey bear Tell me, tell me, I can be your cubby Tell me I am your chocolate clair Tell me that you are somewhere above me Tell me, tell me, and I won't be scared Once I was a linebacker in college Once they put my picture on the wall Once I ate much more than I could swallow Once I had so very far to fall Once I had a father I could follow Once he hardly hated me at all Now I am an unemployed policeman Now my pickup needs to be repaired Now I wait for you to gag and grease me Now I hope you'll hold me by the hair Now I live in shadows of my dreams and Want you to be humble honey bear