R E N A R D H A R D C H E E S E Mayhem Pon bed pon floor against wall We s** them all 'til them call me I'm the girls them sugar that's all Welcome the king of the dance hall Pon bed pon floor against wall We s** them all 'til them call me I'm the girls them sugar that's all Welcome the king of the dance hall (get up) Dance hall, dance hall Dance hall, dance hall Dance hall, dance hall Dance hall, dance hall I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will tie me to the fan A thug that can handle his biz like a man I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will do me in his van A thug that can handle his biz like a man I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will tie me to the fan A thug that can handle his biz like a man I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will do me in his van A thug that can handle his biz like a man Welcome the king of the dance hall (get up) Pon bed pon floor against wall We s** them all 'til them call me I'm the girls them sugar that's all Welcome the king of the dance hall Pon bed pon floor against wall We s** them all 'til them call me I'm the girls them sugar that's all Welcome the king of the dance hall From the other day it's like a play some bwoy a play Me hear the girls callin' me hear the girls callin' me hear the girls callin' now Me hear the girls cryin' out I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will tie me to the fan A thug that can handle his biz like a man I want a dude with the wickedest slam I need a one, two, three hour man I want a dude who will do me in his van A thug that can handle his biz like a man Gal, if ya love holler at me one time Holler at me if ya want the wickedest wine I know it's been awhile but baby never mind Cause tonight tonight me a get ya the whole nine Yo satisfaction a every girl dream Me love fi put it on when them wiggle and scream Well, me get a call from s**y Maxine She left a message pon me answering machine