Renard - Wi-Fi Bridge lyrics

So I'm an internet tough guy And you're an internet chick I can play it cool online And make my rad attitude stick But let me let you in on a secret You gotta promise not to tell I'm just trying to keep myself busy Because deep down I miss you like hell If I could taste through pixels you bet your a** I would If I could feel through fiber-optics life would be so good If I could use my wi-fi connection like a bridge I'd be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch