Renaldo & The Loaf - Critical Dance lyrics

your pirouette's not perfect yet yes sir, yes sir! and your entrechat's a mal-a-tête no sir, no sir! in this ballet who... who says "trés bon" "n'est-ce pas?" "mais non?" "oola!" your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn yes sir, yes sir! so you think you're suave with your eyebrows shorn no sir, no sir! in this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut!" "nicht wahr?" "ach, nein?" "wunderbar!" your better half's a dead giraffe, yes sir, yes sir! cause you pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh, no sir, no sir! in this ballyhoo, who says "it's good" "great news?" "but no?" huh, bullgoose! your legs too long, your skull's too strong suppose your nose is wrong your eyes are blue, your ears are too your mouth is oozing glue! pilé jeté entrechat argh!