Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen lyrics

Stimpy: Remeber the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our taks are really large And they smell like rotting beef Carca**es... And we have to clean-up After them And our saddle sores are The best We proudly wear women's Clothing And searing sand blows up Our skirts Ren & Stimpy: And buzzards They soar overhead And poisonous snakes devour Us whole Our bones will bleach in The sun Stimpy: That's it Ren & Stimpy: And we will Probably go to **** And that is our great reward For being the - uh - roy-yal Canadian kilted yaksmen Stimpy: Come on everybody Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting Beef carca**es And we have to clean-up After them And our saddle sores are The best We proudly wear women's Clothing And searing blows up Our skirts And buzzards, they soar Overhead And poisonous snakes devour Us whole Our bones will bleach in the sun And we will probably go to **** And that is our great reward For being the - uh - roy-yal Canadian kilted yaksmen