Remy Munasifi - Mario Kart Rap lyrics

2:20 is money Because my school is out But I ain't taking the late bus I'm heading straight to my couch Cuz I got a Wii. I got a mii You gotta see I gotta be right back Because now I gotta pee I'm gonna need a prescription I'm feeling weak in the heart I need 100cc's Of Mario Kart Flying mad just like a bee I fly with ease, I'm super dooper I'll gladly take the lead as I go weave through koopa troopas I like salt and winning races But hold the sodium Just try to go deny me Cuz you know I'll top that podium Me and my Mii, we a team Ain't nobody can beat us But I won the Mushroom Cup Me too--when I was a fetus No I ain't gonna cower If I happen to see Bowser Because I'm gonna put a green shell Up in his trousers And Luigi, you won't see me I'm pa**ing you quick I got more speed than Carlton That one episode of Fresh Prince And hey, DK It's you I'm gonna jettison Spin you out with a banana For a taste of your own medicine And Princess, I'm-a hit you In the face with a shell You hit a girl like that in real life You're going to jail Toad, I'll make you explode Send you to the next world, man You gonna get dumped Just like me by my girlfriend What, I could have a girlfriend That's the truth, I ain't faking Sure you do, Remz I see that face that you're making! The starting line Can be like a bathroom Cuz you're all up on the gas After you see a number 2 Sliding through the turns Gonna do some displacing Why you gotta bump me dude? Cuz rubbin's racin!! Got my blocking shells Behind the cart, G Stopping reds Like I was Joe McCarthy Just try to get me, oh You make a gain and I'll out gas you Just like a kidney stone It's gonna be painful when I pa** you Better check the mini map Cuz it looks like I'm a lap you But still I hit you with a shell Because it's fun not cuz I have to Heading down the stretch I'm on top of your head Gonna grab me a shell-- Crap, I fell off the edge... I'm the king of the kart You think you like to play? Check out a list Of what I'm doing today Gotta zoom No I can't be stopping Dropping shrooms Like I was Janis Joplin I don't use turn signals But that's just me, what do I know I just did Bowser's Castle With both my eye's closed Hey let's try Battle Mode!