Reisa L. Gerber - I Could Write It (if I Wanted To!) lyrics

I Could Write It (if I wanted to!) He said, "I could write it if I wanted to, But all you wanted to do was SCREAM!!" She said, "I could stop it if I wanted to, But all you wanted to do was SIT!" And everyone said, "I was taking your stuff, While you were taking mine! Because in this big old Family....a person never Gets to do what Jude does! And I never get to see what Johnny wrote, Even though he broke my Vault for free!" And now the jealousy becomes a big, old talkin' tune- And you were telling me that I was ssssss-ippin' his coffee, while he was eatin' offa me! And now, I no longer think people are taking my stuff....Or do I take stuff of theirs... But...you know, Sue, tomato soup is chintz!! And he said, "Who cares what anyone says? If you stole something that doesn't Belong to you, And you get caught, hon, ....then you did! And that's that!